I'd like to have a charity to link people who drop by to ask random Noah's Ark questions linked to a post on meta, not just to razzle them a little, but because it might do some good. Could someone suggest a good Noah's Ark related charity? Maybe someone group who takes care of random animals (but doesn't also hate humans) or those guys who actually remade Noah's Ark?
Then, whenever someone asks a Noah's Ark related question, after giving the the common salutation and informing them how they might improve their post (unless it actually meets the community guidelines) post a link to the top-rated post on this question.
... and because you asked a question about Noah's ark, don't forget to pay the perfunctory [Noah's Ark question tax](https://christianity.meta.stackexchange.com/a/6926/4)