I am asking about the original versions of these puns.
For example, to what is
He is the Alfa and the Romeo.
supposed to refer?
It refers to some verses in Revelation where God is referred to the Alpha and the Omega.
But God, in his Infiniti Mercedes, did Rolls away the Stanza.
Infinite Mercy...Roll away the Stone
Some of them are not well-known. For example:
Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who art in Half-ton.
Attempted translation: Dearly beloved, we are (?) here in the name of [our Father who art in Heaven]
Is 'Blazered' supposed to be 'gathered'?
He ain't Chevy, he's my Beretta.
Beretta is maybe brother. What is Chevy supposed to be?